mikeagimp

Accessible Chicago Trains

My best friend Kyle gave me the idea for this post because he was annoyed about something and I for once, didn't even notice.  While I was in Chicago for the weekend, we of course used the train quite a bit to get around.  Because I don't live in the city it was harder for me to understand his frustration about having to walk even further to the right "accessible" station because their are so few where he lives.  He lives sort of close to the Addison stop but not too close.  If click to view the map below, you'll quickly see the lack of accessible stations in between a large number of stops (Addison to Granville).  Now maybe this is offset by a set of bus routes but for a weary visitor, that doesn't help much.

Since I love to complain I have to point out that when you do reach the accessible station and before you get into the elevator, HOLD YOUR DAMN BREATH!  Cover your nose and mouth up because fuck it stinks in there.  It smells like someone had a baby and diarrhea all at the same time.  Unbelievable!  As we were leaving one elevator, a CTA employee saw us with our covered faces and laughed out "It's that bad?!"

Flying from Dallas to Chicago to Detroit

DFW to MLI

The bathrooms at DFW are usually bad.  It also depends on which one you go to.  If it’ a high traffic area then usually it’s relatively clean but you just don’t know.  The most annoying part about trying to use the restroom at DFW are that the door open in.  I don’t have to tell you what a pain in the ass that is.  I can’t imagine someone who isn’t so fortunate and has a larger chair then me.  I can barely fucking fit!

How big is my penis?

I was doing a little research on a post I'm working on for catheters and I found this kick-ass "Male External Catheters Sizing Guide" and thought to myself ... how big is my penis?  Should I print this out and measure my penis?  What if my scissor skills aren't that great and I pick a medium and I really need a large ... or a small.  Most of my friends have seen my penis at one point or another so maybe I should take a poll.  I'm just kidding, I know I'm the X-Large so I'm good to go.  Anyways, here's the guide (click for the enlarged image) if you feel the desire to measure your penis in case you ever feel like trying to cath or you get drunk and want something to do besides look at porn.